Friday, April 28, 2006


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STUFF I JUST DON'T
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Volkswagen is running a TV commercial for its Jetta, in which the guy driving it is having a conversation with his passenger and so he forgets to look at the road and crashes into a wall, after which the camera shows the Jetta's twisted-metal front end.

Do these people actually believe that someone will look at the
twisted-metal-front-end-of-a-Jetta
and exclaim:
"WOW! That's the car of my dreams!!"

???

Would anyone ever want to buy a house that's advertised as having survived a hurricane with only its roof being blown to smithereens?

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It took a long time, but we finally managed to make the extreme cruelty of cockfighting illegal.

So instead, we now have the totally legal sport of
CAGEFIGHTING
in which two men are literally locked into a cage, where they proceed to beat each other's brains into a bloody pulp.

We protect animals, while permitting extreme cruelty against humans.
ARE WE INSANE?

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Why are female DJ's talking with a "cheerful smile" locked into the sound of their voice?

It's annoying.
It's fake.
What is it supposed to accomplish?

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PATIENT: Sometimes, I just don't understand anything anymore.

PSYCHIATRIST: You don't have to.......just be happy and laugh a lot.

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