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Friday, April 28, 2006
Posted
10:04 AM
by freelance radical
. . STUFF I JUST DON'T Volkswagen is running a TV commercial for its Jetta, in which the guy driving it is having a conversation with his passenger and so he forgets to look at the road and crashes into a wall, after which the camera shows the Jetta's twisted-metal front end. Do these people actually believe that someone will look at the ??? Would anyone ever want to buy a house that's advertised as having survived a hurricane with only its roof being blown to smithereens? o It took a long time, but we finally managed to make the extreme cruelty of cockfighting illegal. So instead, we now have the totally legal sport of We protect animals, while permitting extreme cruelty against humans. o Why are female DJ's talking with a "cheerful smile" locked into the sound of their voice? It's annoying. +++++++ PATIENT: Sometimes, I just don't understand anything anymore. PSYCHIATRIST: You don't have to.......just be happy and laugh a lot. +
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